JOKES

Joke-1
SIR: Nuvvu em kaavalukuntunav?
STUDENT: Nenu MBBS chadivi, Police Ayyi,Manchi software company lo, lawyerga work chesi pedda pedda building lu kattukuntu collector ga job chesukunta
SIR: orey nijam chepu ra nuvu balakrishna fan kada..,??


Joke-2
Balayya: Nenu kuda jagan la odarpu yatra cheddam anukuntunnara
Zunior N: enduku babai?
Balayya: mana cinemalu choosi chanipoyina varikosam
Zunior N: nuvu keka babai


Joke-3
Balaya: Doctor, this Bucket has got a hole. Can you please repair it?
Doctor: Stupid. you knw who iam?
Balaya: Of course I heard that you are a famous "Plastic Surgeon"


Joke-4
Jr N: Babai naa celllo charging ledu,nee cell ivvu
Balayya: Naa cell full charginglo undi bluetooth on chey pampistaaaa
Jr N: wat a great idea babai!!!!!!!

Joke-5
Jr N: Enti babay kotta kurchi ekkadidi?
Balayya: Adem ledura ninna interview ki vellin'te take your seat annaaru. Andike pattukochchaaaaaa.


Joke-6
balayya goes to the programme "koun banega karod pathi". the conversation between amitabachchan and balayya.
Amitab: In which state godavari flows?
Balayya: Liquid State (some one is clapped amitab is shocked ) (balayya looked behind) Jr N: Babai super!!!


Joke-7
American: First we land on moon
Russian: First we land on jupitor
Balayya from India: Said first we land on sun
America: How is it possible itso hot
Balayya: Ore swamy memu night land ayyamura


Joke-8
Balayya's 60th B'day
NTR - Cake meeda BULB endhuku petav babai?
Balayya - 60 Candels pettadam kastam kada andhukani, 60 wats bulb pettanu..!
NTR - Nuvvu keka babai


Joke-9
Movie Dialogues
Pokiri: Evadi cinima chusthe, dimma dirigi mind block avuthundo vaade ballayy
Aadi: Ammathodu addanga narukkunta Avadikanna Balayya theliyaka pothey?